Big Trouble in Little Bohemia (Alphard/Oscar)

[Brighty18]

Title:  Big Trouble in Little Bohemia
For: basisers_gais for LJ’s help_haiti
Rating and Warnings: R for swearing and mild sex
Word Count: About 4,500
Summary: As requested, Alphard and Oscar move in together and larn some dubious lessons about love, family, and living Bohemian style.
Notes: A huge thank you to my always reliable and brilliant beta, leashy_bebes.

For some reason I am having cut and past issues today, so please excuse the link to my LJ:
Big Trouble in Little Bohemia

[fuzzyalligator]

That was hilariously great! I always love reading about these two.

[sierra_scarlet]

lol... that was great. I love how "shirt-lifting" is a family tradition and how Alphard has a gay uncle as well. The connection with the troll leg umbrella stand was entertaining to.

[Brighty18]

lol... that was great. I love how "shirt-lifting" is a family tradition and how Alphard has a gay uncle as well. The connection with the troll leg umbrella stand was entertaining to.

Thanks! I swear the BFT is suspect with all those unmarried wizards, etc.

That was hilariously great! I always love reading about these two.

Thanks!!!

[Sinister Dexter]

Beluah. What a name. I pictured her as a large, fish-wife sort of lady who should have been named Beluga.

And all around a great fic!

[EvilPeacock]

Amazing.  I loved it.

[moonypads]

OSCAR OSCAR OSCAR!!!!!!!

Oh I loved this!  Alphard having an uncle who was gay was such a nice touch!  And the umbrella stand and the reference to Walburga's future children was fantastic!

And Beulah McGillicutty was the most perfectly dreadful name for that bitch! 

I was making my naming conspiracy thread and listing all of the HP names I found in the list, and I had Oscar Scrimgeour for like 5 minutes before I remembered he was an OC!

[Brighty18]

OSCAR OSCAR OSCAR!!!!!!!

Oh I loved this!  Alphard having an uncle who was gay was such a nice touch!  And the umbrella stand and the reference to Walburga's future children was fantastic!

And Beulah McGillicutty was the most perfectly dreadful name for that bitch! 

I was making my naming conspiracy thread and listing all of the HP names I found in the list, and I had Oscar Scrimgeour for like 5 minutes before I remembered he was an OC!

Thank you so much! I rather think that Oscar should be canon. And, Siriusly, there's a lot of unmarried people on the Black Family Tree which seems a little... unusual for heteronormative, Pureblood society.

Amazing.  I loved it.

Thank you!!

Beluah. What a name. I pictured her as a large, fish-wife sort of lady who should have been named Beluga.

And all around a great fic!

Thanks!! That's pretty much how I see her, too: large, lumpy, unattractive.